Quick, what's the optimum length of floss to tear off? You don't know, do you? This will clear things up.
Debutante balls would be far more tolerable if the dads were introduced instead of the debutantes.
Season 1, Volume 1 Anthology
We've sewn together the first wave of Fallout Lounge sketches like a comedy Human Centipede. So pull your earbuds out of the laundry, sit your fat ass down on your favorite pleather chair, rip open a box of Little Debbies, and enjoy.
Even the most jaded Kennedy assassination enthusiast will be dumbfounded by this latest blockbuster development.
The Eternity Pillow
From the sleep-deprived mind of the “My Pillow” guy, the last pillow you’ll ever need!
A Pill Too Far
Big Pharma takes a lot of crap, but they care about you—often, more than they can say.
Pantone Color of the Year
Red State? Blue State? Pantone’s Color of the Year selection may be our country’s last hope at bringing us all together.
What would our 45th president have to do to get a statue? You’ll find the answer right here.
Gavin Chamberlain, Sarcasm Lawyer
When the facts are stacked against you and you’re looking at serious time, who can you turn to? None other than Gavin Chamberlain, Sarcasm Lawyer.
The Binge Bunker
The end of democracy and the planet Earth got you down? Eat away your cares, in the only chain restaurant that understands your need to depression gorge.