Podcast Episodes

  • Apostle Status Meeting

    The events leading up to Easter Sunday have been studied by biblical scholars for centuries. But what happened immediately after? "Let he, she, or they who have ears hear." (Matthew Podcast 11:15). Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Barry Burdiak, Andrés du Bouchet, Andy Bobrow, Dennis Ryan, Dave Gerbosi, Meg Ruddy, and Bob Merlotti. Mix and music by Dave Gerbosi.

  • The AVN Awards

    It's awards season here in Hollywood, which means not only interminable, self-aggrandizing speeches, but also dragging older legends up on stage for young, attractive people to applaud for not being dead yet. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés du Bouchet, Meg Ruddy, Barry Burdiak, and Helen O'Brien. Mix and music by Dave Gerbosi.

  • Blues in Your Earhole

    We don't normally promote other podcasts, but we're making an exception this week because we're unabashed blues aficionados, and want to help this singularly-talented artist gain new fans. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andy Bobrow and Shannon Bobo, Music by Dave Gerbosi. And introducing vocalist Felix "Polecat" Johnson, as himself.

  • Compilation #11 : The A**hole Baker’s Dozen

    If 13 croissants comprises a "baker's dozen," then an a*****e baker would give you 11 stale cronuts. Enjoy our 11th installment of your favorite sketches stitched together. Twenty-eight minutes of back-to-back laughs (if the backs are socially distancing).Remember to subscribe, give us a 5-star rating, and send it to your friends who are most likely to download malware.

  • The Town Crier Pharmacy

    In this impersonal era, where patients are reduced to numbers, it's heartening to find a pharmacy that still approaches health care the old-fashioned way. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, Katherine Pryor, and Chris Cady. Music and mix by Dave Gerbosi.

  • The HJ App

    Holding down several jobs, yet still struggling to make ends meet? Now you can fill your rapidly dwindling free time with positive cash flow! Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Andrés duBouchet, Andy Bobrow, Barry Burdiak, Chris Cady, Dennis Ryan, Katherine Pryor, Dave Gerbosi, Bob Merlotti, and Tikki Simons. Music and mix by Dave Gerbosi.

  • Hobo Baby

    Who rides the rails in a car seat and uses a discarded spray paint can as a rattle? Our precocious new character, Hobo Baby. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, Barry Burdiak, Dave Gerbosi, Dennis Ryan, and Patches, the Mangy Coyote. Music and Mix by Dave Gerbosi.

  • The Toast

    Our cherished friends seem to be dropping like flies. But instead of going, "Yuck, a dead fly," we're sad. The least we can do is send them off properly. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Andrés duBouchet, David Pasquesi, Chris Cady, Kathy Nagler, and Dave Gerbosi. Mix by Dave Gerbosi.

  • The Doldrums: Masking Holiday Joy Edition 

    The Ghost of Christmas Buzzkill is back with his signature blend of dystopian potpourri. He may be an independent, but he caucuses with the Grinches. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voice by David Pasquesi. Sound design and mix by David Gerbosi.

  • Katie Couric interviews George Clooney’s Penis 

    Tenacious journalist. Insightful interviewer. Who else but Katie could coax a famously reclusive subject out of its denim lair? Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by Kathy Nagler, Helen O'Brien. and Dennis Ryan. Music, sound design, and mix by David Gerbosi.