Tired of doing even the bare minimum to slow the spread of COVID-19? Now you can do even less! Written by Bob Merlotti. Voices by David Pasquesi, Katherine Pryor, Dave Gerbosi, and Kathy Nagler. Portions of chanting performed by the Von Trapps of Green Lake, Wisconsin: Dennis, Maureen, Zoe, and Grace Ryan, as well as TV’s John Montgomery and Bob Merlotti. Recorded remotely, and mixed by Dave Gerbosi.