Whether you’re new to dating apps or an embittered veteran, these tips will enhance your pathetic online experience. Written by Bob Merlotti. Voice by Kathy Nagler. Bonus: Promo for a riveting new CBS action drama (voices by Meg Ruddy, Chandler Bolt, and Jeff Payne). Recorded at Eleven Sound by Jeff Payne and Jordan Meltzer. Mixed by Jordan Meltzer at Eleven Sound. Additional mixing by Mike Luebbers at Redline Creative Group.